Thursday, January 27, 2005
kk..continuation...paiseh ar..had to go for acc tuition..umm..wer was i..oh yea..mr lim and his mistake..oh yea..alven and zhenya ng..i wonder if u both notice la..juz now he was tokin bout the ciri-ciri unsur or sumthin...den he ter-show the middle finger and din realise..wahhaha..nwae..he finished at 5.15 AS USUAL!!!!!!!!robbing us of the opportunity to play swing..sheshh...geram sia..hehhe...oh yea!!!b4 i 4get...i was alone der lor..coz every1 went back liao...went to the playground alone..hahhaz...den mi juz swing swing swing while sms-ing la..so..these 3 malay guys came from the back..i din noe..they were like..'ah-moi..sendiri eh?" den i was wondering lor..shud i juz act dumb or shud a juz run..aihx..den mi din ans..pretend din hear.."ah-moi..sombong ya..tak mau jawab"..ish..dine..hehhe..den i decided to ahem..make a fake fonecall 2 sum nonexistent person..haha...den i was kinda shouted la.."HARH??!!!U COMIN TO PICK MI NOW AR??!!!WHERE???!!!PLAYGROUND AR??!!OIC>>YALAR U PICKING MI UP IN THE TAMAN PERMAINAN RITE??!!YES YES>>I HEARD U>>HOW MANY OF U COMIN??!!8 AR?????!!!!!SO MANY??!!8???!!!"..hehhez...so tt time i peeped at them lor..from the cars rear mirror..all chao liao..teehee..hmm..was it muhh dumb trick dat scare those morons or was it they're juz plain cowards???!!hehehz...yep..tts bout it la...tekkair ppl!!!!!!
posted by - Joylyn //. at 9:56 PM
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hmm...juz came back from chem tuition..gonna go for PA class now..teehee...2dae was kinda farnee la...mr lim held up the jadual berkala for us to c..and den he held it upside down..so obviously all of us juz laughed and laughed..n he cud bi soooo oblivious to the laughter..and den can ask us if we can c anot...wahahahahha!!!!!!anyway..he realised it when he tried to look at the paper himself..kkz..will cont later..gotta chao liao..bye!
posted by - Joylyn //. at 6:22 PM
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005
HOW WUD U DIE???
Burn to death or freeze to death: freeze to death..like sooo duh...
Die young and have fun or die old and be bored: die young..
Shot to death or Stabed to death: harh..got diz kinda ques ar..emm..which is faster and less painful..hehe..shud b shot to death bah..shoot mi at the head..no pain at all..teehee...
Slow and painful or fast and painless: fast and painless larrrrrrr.....(-.-!!!
Starve to death or drown: hehe..sheesh..both oso die slowly de...tsk..drown la drown la..hehhez..
die in your sleep or die when you are awake: in my sleep!!!!hehehz...
Die alone or die with someone: eeyer..umm...hehe..haha..i reali dunno..depends on the situation la..
WHO WOULD U RATHER KISS?!!
Bugs Bunny Or Daffy Duck: umm..daffy bah..bugs too carrot-y..hehhe..
a dog or a pig: doggie-
a sumo wrestler or a 98 year old man or woman: yux!!!!!!hehez..uumm...old wmn bah..juz pretend shez muh grandma(not like i like to kiss muh grandma)..uurgh...gross gross..heheh...
Road Runner or Whliey Coyote: Coyote!!!!!!!!!heheh...owaz amazed by his stupidity..teehee...
Docter or Surgeon: they're about the same wad...doctor bah..hey..no...mebbe surgeon..hmm...*deep thoughts*
Lazy or Handsome: Handsome...hu cares if his lazy la wey..
Nudeist or Hottie: hottie...=)
Lifeguard or Nurse: lifeguard..heheh..*thinks of julian hee and qi yuwu in ren wo ao you*droolz...hehe..
Killer or Rapist: wad da shit??!!!harh??!!!neither neither..yuck..
Doorknob or a mouse: doorknob..mice are uurgh,....
Porkey Pig or Popeye: hehez...pig!!popeyes got olive..and i dun like spinach..wakakka... ;)
heyz...haven't done surveys fer such a longgg time...hehhez...juz came back from tuition..aihh..u noe la...aihx..how fun can add maths tuition be huh?=) den der was this blardie a*****e hu went and switch on the fan full blast when its aredi freaking cold..i wanted to go to the back and slap him siaa!!!!!yep...so every1 left liao xcept for alven,eve and i..oh yea..shud b 4..got another guy..dunno hu izit lar..so juz tok cock lor..oh yea..was kacauing eve wid his spikes..dat gurl ar..hehe..so kia si...saw alven's ldd..hehe...i xpected it 2 be like the big one..tts why i was so amazed how he cud put it inside his bag..hahha...sekali its a reli small one...kinda cute la..bunny ears..tink eve din reli like it lor..=)...teehee...yep..so laz day of holz liao..aihhx..kinda miss it..havent done any hmk at all..darn..heck it la...i give up...even if i do it now i wont be able 2 finish it..damn...nvm..hopefully sumthin happens to the teachers or sumthin..heheh...den they dun masuk kelas..shuang sia..hehhez...* grinz* nah..jkjk...kaez..wanna go watch tv wid kevin kor kor...hahaz...cheeyeowz!!!
posted by - Joylyn //. at 10:20 AM
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Monday, January 24, 2005
You Are 17 Years Old |
17
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.
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posted by - Joylyn //. at 9:22 AM
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Sunday, January 23, 2005
-nite of tok cockness-
hehz..erloez!!!blog so early coz kan sleep...yea..slept like around 5+ laz nite..umm..nah it shud b 5+ diz morning..hehe...umm..went home..watched terminator 3...sucked like hell la...so boring..so came down to muh room and juz so-called lepak der..hehhez...got miss call frm thai boi...called him back...talk until almost 5 bah..oh god..heheh...=) like whoa..oh yea...he started freaking mi out by makin all the black metal kinda voice...oh shux la..imagine hearing it in the middle of the nite..aarghh!!!!hehez....another thing..tell mi wad u tink of this lullaby *winkxz*
Rock-a-bye baby
on the tree top,
when the wind blows
the cradle will rock,
when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall,
down will come baby,
cradle and all.
kkz ppl...tink of diz poem in a sadistic point of view..hehehz...like wad alven sed...wad the shit is a baby doing on a tree top?when the wind blows the cradle will rock....wad was rocking the cradle?!!!hehehz...and when the cradle falls..the baby obviously will die rite?and so we imagined the baby looking like one of the Living Dead Dolls...wahahahahaha....eww...gross sia...totally gave mi goosebumps la...sheeshh..oh yea..den the parents wud come out and start blaming each other fer putting the baby on the treetop..hehhe...den finally they'll say.."never mind la...die den die la..we can go make new one"..wakakakaka..and den the mother wud be in the toilet and den the LDD lookalike wud come out from the toilet bowl..with a knife..hehehz..(wanted to send that idea to the producer of the ring or sumthin)yepp...we're sickos..heheh....oh yar..we had our special rendition of that lullaby...will post it later..can't rber la..hehehz...
umm...den we decided 2 wake up at 6.00 2 watch the sunrise lor..hahaha..*lame*yea..i was sppose 2 call him when i woke up...set muh fone alarm at 6...and true enuf..let it snooze until 6.20..hehez...called him...both of us like omoz dying from sleepiness..hehe..den the sky still dark dark..so decided 2 wake up at 6.30 instead..hahahz..sien diao...so waited for the sunrise while on the line....hehez..tok tok tok until 8...hehhe....yeap..tts bout it la...the story of 2 insane nocturnal people hu obviously doesn't noe the right time to sleep..wahahah...and for me..aihh..dunno wads my prob la..oni had lyk one hour of sleep..and i feel sooo awake..darn..umm..oh yea..the theory is that we human beings onli need 1 hour of sleep daily..hehhez..tats known as the Joylyn Theory
oy thai boi---> quack muackz quack muackz!!!hehhe...*rber leh..dun die 1st..we havta jalan jalan den oni drown* teehee....
posted by - Joylyn //. at 8:08 AM
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Thursday, January 20, 2005
heyz!haa...long holz starting soon...yipee!!!~diz week's been okae la..i wouldn't say its soooo wonderful but oh well..hu cares..hahhaz..ysterdae was like so freaking mad wid mr chua no doubt it was the bez fizik class in history..haha..(i've onli gone for 3 times la)hahah...a lil kua chang..=)bwekkz..he oso sed very lil of the fahm taks,boleh taks and ok taks...hehe...hail mista chua!!!!!*grinxz*oh yea..back to the topic why i got so mad..i came in den he was like.."jolyn.. if you wanna go back 1st den u tell mi la..i was thinkin..hey mr chua's such a gr8 guy after all..and den..the clock struck 4.15..i told him i had to go...he sed"tak apa la..tunggu sekejap lagi..4.30 boleh tak?"..i was like..fine fine..wadeva..and den 4.30 'arrived'..i asked him if i had 2 go and he asked mi to wait until 4.45..sheeshh!!!so obviously i went darn l-a-t-e fer patricks..ran all the way from the carpark to the padang..phew..gez wad..juz to see them packing up...hahahz..so bu gan yuan leh..den juz went to do everything anyway..muh larian and lompat jauh,lontar peluru all tat la...patricks cheering rawkz la..ey wmn..ure bez fren has taken over kim's role as the ketua sorak..aihh..todae got chem and pa tuition..sin diao leh waliao...oh yea..sat moz prolly goin cs again or sumthin..frenz bday..nvm..can go watch the dollmaster...teehee..enjoy yor hollies kay?hahaz..to the sporeans-ENVY our holidays!!haha...jkjk...byez!!!!!hugz..
posted by - Joylyn //. at 8:49 AM
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Monday, January 17, 2005
heyz ppl!!hahz..went out wid thai boi aka alven ysterdae..paiseh ar..oni told u at 1am..couldnt help it mar..hehehz..so oh well..couldnt decide wad movie to watch at 1st budden decide on watching national treasure..show sppose to start at like wad..4.40?!!and coz of sum dumb stars from GANGSTER..we were delayed until bout 5.20 i tink..shessh..tunggu..tunggu..and tunggu..erpz...oh yea..so went in..found out tt sum beng was sitting on our seats..hahaz..den we moved to the second row to sit on another person's seat..hahaz..the cinema was FREAKING COLD SIA!!!!!!hahaz..god...den finish liao..we went to the arcade..went to c the beloved DJ MOONPAU play beatmania..hahahz...*salute*..ey thai boi ar..though u sed ur skill damn lan4 liao hor..compared to mi ure like god of beatmania okae!!!!hahahz...den..rentz called..went up to mega pav..gonna watch kungfu hustle..hahhaha..shuang man...go pujuk alven watch again..hahahah...soli leh!!!!so nwae..his dad agreed..so oh well..he watched tt show again..mi was so happy coz sitting at the corner not so cold..sekali halfway thru the show it was freezing again..tell mi how wonderful tat is..hahha...finish liao..took neoz..sheesh..tat man made a mistake he heard mi wrongly...geram man...i look terrible in them la...kukubird..hmph!!!!-
p/s..ey thai boi..no nid to thank la..u paid for muh toilet trip and tickets leh.. i shud b the one thanking u okae!!!!!!!!!hahahz..
posted by - Joylyn //. at 6:29 PM
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Thursday, January 13, 2005
arloezeez peeperl!!!teehee..juz came back frm kimia tuition...wah...zy went surprisingly..hahahz...so qiao leh..kaoz...he's like in my add math and physics tuition too!!!,i seeing alven and zy like 3 times a week...hahahz...so oh well..u noe la..how can kimia b xciting rite...omoz fell asleep the first few minutes..oh yea..was elected as the so called moniter la...sheesh..yes woman..im suffering the same fate as yoo..hahhaz...=) so after tuition..we all kena chase out by mrs.lim...hahhaz...so went outside lor..dear alven saw the playground..hehehz...den both of us go walk der play swing..zhen yang came later lor..den juz swing lai swing qu..nth 2 do oso..wah..budden damn shuang man...so windy summor..reli thank god the electricity is back..phew..or else SUMBODI kan sleep hor..hahahz...
posted by - Joylyn //. at 5:41 PM
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Tuesday, January 11, 2005
eellow..hmm..basicallt 2dae was juz spent training the stoopid patrickz juniors wid wmn lor..hahahz...aihx...made them do push ups..hmph!!do everything sooo slowly...worse than a tortoise ar...sheeshh....so got the 3 commanders liao lor..juz havta choose...ey wmn..rber ar..we havta be more serious wid them//later they climb over our heads and pang sai den cham..teeheehee..
posted by - Joylyn //. at 6:18 PM
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Thursday, January 06, 2005
arlos!hmm..well..haven't been blogging much lately since skool reopened...yea..so yep im BACK!!!!umm...nth much happened la...mi oso 2 lazy 2 blog..f4's bad though tts all i can sae..dun like the piles of hmk given...darn..damn kukubird sia..especially chem..yuxx!!!walao..the way ignatius gives hmk..is like chem is the onli subject we study in skool..f4 loife..aihx..honeymoon year-NOT!...well..mi got muh new fone lor..6670..nice nice..went to get the 256MB MC yesterdae and filled it up wid mp3's and games and mtv's and wavs...hehehz..oh yea...St.Patrick's AGM 2dae..so malu la...mi was nominated for AJK Form 4..and den when they called out muh name i tot they wanted 2 c hu m i...btw..they actuali wanted 2 c the votes..hehehz..emm..so i raised my hand..yikes!mortifying..hehhe...and stef together wid jia leng din make it any better...sniff..hahhaxz..nah..so oh well..tts about it la..nth uch happened xcept hmk hmk and more hmk..how WONDERFUL!!!!darn.
posted by - Joylyn //. at 6:20 PM
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Sunday, January 02, 2005
ellowz...hehehz..back frm kl liaoz..so countdwn was fab la though there weren't firecrackers and loud moosic...emm..so arnd 7 we walked frm the hotel 2 a german restaurant...uurgh..food der was horrible btw..gross!!we took pics instead of eating..hehhez...posted it in here too..its the nxt entry...=)juz scroll dwn...*grinxz* so ohwell..we went to buy loads of party sprays...god..i tink we spent bout 200 bucks on the sparay alone..jeez..hehhez..umm..we actuali strted spraying b4 the countdwn la..hehehz..der were 3 kor kors selling the sparays mar..so they went to spray at us..and so the spray fight started..hahhaz...guo qing was covered in foam..and i started singing 'frosty the snowman'..wahahahah...and den..we started spraying on all the cars tt pass us..one poor car was totally covered with the strings...wahahahah...oh yea..i was sabo-ed too...one group of them sprayed mi all over...whoa..i was like so colourful..hehe..walao..went in2 muh mouth summor leh..hehez..it was reli fun la...umm...den we continued until bout 2 in the morning..oh yea..der were sum ppl hu dressed up so nicely 2 go clubbing..hehhe..and so we dirtied them..walao..noti eh?and den..got sum of them leh...lian suan suan when ppl spray them..i mean like HARLO LA FREN!!!diz is street party...u so afraid 2 get dirty den dun walk la...walao..another wan scolded a few of us 'bastards' cuz we accidentally sprayed on his gurlfren,,,,,,,he was like 'eh u bastards!stop spraying la..my girlfren dis la tat la'...walao..go to hell and dun even try 2 cum back..okae..tt reli pissed mi off...sheesh.
umm..we went back lor arnd 2 or 3 i tink..yep..tts bout it..reli wanna tell yall all bout it..budden mi lazy la..hehe..and i dun tink yall wanna noe..bwekkz...
posted by - Joylyn //. at 8:17 PM
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